rants archive
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19 Years of iamjef LLC, May 26, 2025
How to Leverage AI to Pretend It’s Not Taking Your Job, March 20, 2024
The Inefficiency of Efficiency, October 25, 2023
Overheard Out of Context, October 30, 2019
Please Confirm Your Confirmation, October 23, 2019
Social Experiments to Make People Uncomfortable Without Causing Any Harm, October 16, 2019
Judging the Judging of Dining Out, October 4, 2019
Conference-Call Small Talk is the Worst Small Talk, July 19, 2017
Hotel Pools, April 27, 2017
Adhering to Social Contracts by Violating Social Contracts, August 3, 2016
Put On Your Shoes, November 7, 2015
Istanbul Was Constantinople, October 9, 2015
The Reliable Unreliability of Scheduled Phone Calls, September 21, 2015
A Much-Needed Lesson on Hyphens, September 16, 2015
Tweeting During Conferences, September 3, 2015
Talking to Babies, August 26, 2015
The Three Stages of Life, August 20, 2015
Three Things Wrong with the Travel Industry, August 3, 2015
Is Burning a Bridge Ever Worth It?, July 27, 2015
How Was Your Experience?, July 20, 2015
Waiting, July 13, 2015
A Reference to Office Space Makes Everyone Feel Better, July 5, 2015
Nine, May 26, 2015
Press Releases, May 24, 2015
Mailing Lists, May 22, 2015
The One Essential Rule for Seat Trading on Airplanes, November 5, 2013
A Letter to Writers and Designers, October 31, 2013
#Latergram, October 24, 2013
Can I Get on the Internet Here?, October 14, 2013
Spoilers Shouldn’t Exist (Spoiler-Free Rant), September 30, 2013
A Helpful, Helpless Society, October 30, 2012
Apostrophes, October 22, 2012
Just Sayin’, September 27, 2012
A Simple Way to Increase Your Client List, September 12, 2012
Photographing the Apple Store, September 5, 2012
The Free Lunch, August 16, 2012
Acronyms, August 8, 2012
Direct Mail, August 2, 2012
Cultural Studies Through Internet Checkers, July 25, 2012
Twitter is Killing Workforce’s Productivity (Not an Anti-Twitter Piece), July 18, 2012
I Won, But the Loser Doesn’t Know, July 13, 2012
How to Win Every Transaction, July 5, 2012
A Tip on Tipping, June 29, 2012
Dads and Grads, June 14, 2012
iamjef Tiene Seis Años, May 26, 2012
The Wide-Variety Heirarchy, May 16, 2012
Adults, December 2, 2011
Grocery Shopping, August 23, 2011
End-of-Day Deadlines, August 19, 2011
OH–”Put a Headline on Your Post.”, July 29, 2011
I’m Not as Good at Pretending to Take Notes as I Thought, July 15, 2011
The End of the Out-of-Office Response, June 30, 2011
My xth Follower Gets a Free Trinket!, May 23, 2011
The Internet is Killing Parentheses, May 12, 2011
I Am Not a Copyrighter, April 15, 2011
Is it Really the Client’s Fault?, March 25, 2011
The Facts on Infographics, February 10, 2011
Praising and Berating SEO Copywriting, January 11, 2011
You Did Steal My Coat, December 8, 2010
Did You Steal My Coat?, December 3, 2010
A Wide Variety of Ways to Annoy Me, October 18, 2010
Prepositions and Pet Peeves, June 9, 2010
Verbiage Truths, May 24, 2010